(Roll up win the kewpie doll
Roll up win the real fine doll)

Well I Took My Baby To The Carnival
An' I Heard That Barker Yell (Roll up)
Come On An' Win Yourself A purdy Kewpie Doll,
All You Gotta Do Is Ring The Bell!

Well I Swung The Hammer Just As Hard As I Could,
An' You Should Have Heard The Wild Applause (Hooray! Hooray!)
When Bong Went The Bell
And The Man Said,  Well,
I Guess The Kewpie Doll Is Yours!

I Said, Gimmie A Doggie Or A Teddy Bear
Or A High School Banner For My Wall,
'Cause I Got Me A Real Live Kewpie Doll
An' She's The Cutest One Of All!

(Kew Kew Kewpie Doll! Kew Kew Kewpie Doll!)

Ah Then, We Walked Down The Midway
'Till We Saw A Crowd An' The Man Said Try Your Skill,
Five Shots For A Quarter, Make A Duck Hit The Water
An' Give Your Little Baby A Thrill

Well, My Baby Smiled An' then she Kissed Me Once
An' I Felt I Was Nine Feet Tall
Oh! Five Shots Crashed And The Five Ducks Splashed
An' The Man Gave Me A Kewpie Doll!

I Said, Gimmie A Doggie Or A Teddy Bear
Or A High School Banner For My Wall,
'Cause I Got Me A Real Live Kewpie Doll
An' She's The Cutest One Of Them All!

(Kew Kew Kewpie Doll! Kew Kew Kewpie Doll!)

Ah Then, My Baby Said, Honey, Let M Try My Luck
An' Knock The Milk Bottles Off The Shelf!
You Should Have Seen This Chick, She Was A Dead-Eye Dick
Hey! I Couldn't Do It Better Myself!

An' Then My Face Got Red And My Chest Swelled Up
An' My Eyes Bugged Outta My Head
'Cause When The Prize Turned Out To Be A Kewpie Doll 
This Is What My Baby Said,

She Said
Gimmie A Doggie Or A Teddy Bear
Or A High School Banner For My Wall,
'Cause I Got Me A Real Live Kewpie Doll
An' He's The Cutest One Of Them All!

She Said
Gimmie A Doggie Or A Teddy Bear
Or A High School Banner For My Wall,
'Cause I Got Me A Real Live Kewpie Doll
An' He's The Cutest Kewpie Doll Them All!


